Some are kind of
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
Alabama
Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona
Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
Arkansas
Literacy Ain't Everything.
California
By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
Colorado
If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
Connecticut
Like Massachusetts,
Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
Delaware
We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
Florida
Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
Georgia
We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
Hawaii
Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
(Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
Idaho
More Than Just Potatoes...
Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
Illinois
Please Don't Pronounce the "S".
Indiana
2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
Iowa
We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
Kansas
First Of The Rectangle States.
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
Louisiana
We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
Maine
We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
Maryland
If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
Massachusetts
Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
For Some Tax Brackets.
Michigan
First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians.
Minnesota
10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
Mississippi
Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
Missouri
Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
Montana
Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
and Very Little Else.
Nebraska
Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
Nevada
Hookers and Poker!
New Hampshire
Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
New Jersey
You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
Right here!
New Mexico
Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
New York
You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
You Have The Right To An Attorney...
North Carolina
Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
North Dakota
We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
Ohio
At Least We're Not Michigan.
Oklahoma
Like The Play, But No Singing.
Oregon
Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
Pennsylvania
Cook With Coal.
Rhode Island
We're Not REALLY An Island.
South Carolina
Remember The Civil War?
We Didn't Actually Surrender.
South Dakota
Closer Than North Dakota.
Tennessee
The Ed-yoo-cashun State.
Texas
Si?, Hablo Ingles, Amigo.
Utah
Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
Vermont
Yep.
Virginia
Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
Washington
We have more rain than you do !!
Washington, D.C.
Wanna Be Mayor ?
West Virginia
One Big Happy Family... Really!
Wisconsin
Come Cut The Cheese.
Wyoming
Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.
Alaska
11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
My mom says she spoke to a gentleman from Alaska on the phone making reservations for the train, he said they don't have many women in Alaska and that out in California he knows we call ugly women dogs, but they call ugly women "Woofers" in Alaska. lol
Kentucky
Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
LMAO--my personal favorite, Mike! So funny....
Arizona: Sorry we're closed try Nevada :rollside:
Arizona: Sorry we're closed try Nevada :rollside:
Or..........
Where all the beautiful people live :clover:
Shouldn't CA read more like this
Bienvenido a California la tierra del LIBRE, sólo si usted es e ilegal.
California... the "you will" sponsor an illegal, state
CALIFORNIA
Just call us Northern Mexico
CALIFORNIA
It's all about ME, ME and ME!! (except for ***boat peeps!)
CALIFORNIA
Border? What Border?
OREGON
Home of Tonya Harding, please watch your knees
OREGON
Our floods put out our forest fires
OREGON
Save a tree...wipe your ass with a spotted owl!
OREGON
Welcome to the 60's...again
OREGON
Welcome to Oregon, Californian. Now go home!
CALIFORNIA
Just call us Northern Mexico
CALIFORNIA
It's all about ME, ME and ME!! (except for ***boat peeps!)
CALIFORNIA
Border? What Border?
OREGON
Home of Tonya Harding, please watch your knees
OREGON
Our floods put out our forest fires
OREGON
Save a tree...wipe your ass with a spotted owl!
OREGON
Welcome to the 60's...again
OREGON
Welcome to Oregon, Californian. Now go home!
LMAO! It's so true!
Shouldn't CA read more like this
Bienvenido a California la tierra del LIBRE, sólo si usted es e ilegal.
Really! LOL :wink:
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