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Thread: Know your state motto

  1. #1
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    Some are kind of
    KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
    Alabama
    Heck Yes, We Have Electricity.
    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    Arizona
    Yes, But It's A Dry Heat.
    Arkansas
    Literacy Ain't Everything.
    California
    By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
    Colorado
    If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
    Connecticut
    Like Massachusetts,
    Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
    Delaware
    We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
    Florida
    Ask Us About Our Grandkids.
    Georgia
    We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
    Hawaii
    Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru.
    (Death To Mainland Scum, Leave Your Money)
    Idaho
    More Than Just Potatoes...
    Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good.
    Illinois
    Please Don't Pronounce the "S".
    Indiana
    2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free.
    Iowa
    We Do Amazing Things With Corn.
    Kansas
    First Of The Rectangle States.
    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
    Louisiana
    We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
    But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
    Maine
    We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster.
    Maryland
    If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It.
    Massachusetts
    Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
    For Some Tax Brackets.
    Michigan
    First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians.
    Minnesota
    10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes.
    Mississippi
    Come And Feel Better About Your Own State.
    Missouri
    Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work.
    Montana
    Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
    and Very Little Else.
    Nebraska
    Ask About Our State Motto Contest.
    Nevada
    Hookers and Poker!
    New Hampshire
    Go Away And Leave Us Alone.
    New Jersey
    You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
    I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
    Right here!
    New Mexico
    Lizards Make Excellent Pets.
    New York
    You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
    You Have The Right To An Attorney...
    North Carolina
    Tobacco Is A Vegetable.
    North Dakota
    We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
    Ohio
    At Least We're Not Michigan.
    Oklahoma
    Like The Play, But No Singing.
    Oregon
    Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner.
    Pennsylvania
    Cook With Coal.
    Rhode Island
    We're Not REALLY An Island.
    South Carolina
    Remember The Civil War?
    We Didn't Actually Surrender.
    South Dakota
    Closer Than North Dakota.
    Tennessee
    The Ed-yoo-cashun State.
    Texas
    Si?, Hablo Ingles, Amigo.
    Utah
    Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus.
    Vermont
    Yep.
    Virginia
    Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    Washington
    We have more rain than you do !!
    Washington, D.C.
    Wanna Be Mayor ?
    West Virginia
    One Big Happy Family... Really!
    Wisconsin
    Come Cut The Cheese.
    Wyoming
    Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared.

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    JackieV
    Alaska
    11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
    My mom says she spoke to a gentleman from Alaska on the phone making reservations for the train, he said they don't have many women in Alaska and that out in California he knows we call ugly women dogs, but they call ugly women "Woofers" in Alaska. lol

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    bunny 166
    Kentucky
    Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names.
    LMAO--my personal favorite, Mike! So funny....

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    AZKC
    Arizona: Sorry we're closed try Nevada :rollside:

  5. #5
    Debbolas
    Arizona: Sorry we're closed try Nevada :rollside:
    Or..........
    Where all the beautiful people live :clover:

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    Coach
    Shouldn't CA read more like this
    Bienvenido a California la tierra del LIBRE, sólo si usted es e ilegal.

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    California... the "you will" sponsor an illegal, state

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    Krazy K
    CALIFORNIA
    Just call us Northern Mexico
    CALIFORNIA
    It's all about ME, ME and ME!! (except for ***boat peeps!)
    CALIFORNIA
    Border? What Border?
    OREGON
    Home of Tonya Harding, please watch your knees
    OREGON
    Our floods put out our forest fires
    OREGON
    Save a tree...wipe your ass with a spotted owl!
    OREGON
    Welcome to the 60's...again
    OREGON
    Welcome to Oregon, Californian. Now go home!

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    JackieV
    CALIFORNIA
    Just call us Northern Mexico
    CALIFORNIA
    It's all about ME, ME and ME!! (except for ***boat peeps!)
    CALIFORNIA
    Border? What Border?
    OREGON
    Home of Tonya Harding, please watch your knees
    OREGON
    Our floods put out our forest fires
    OREGON
    Save a tree...wipe your ass with a spotted owl!
    OREGON
    Welcome to the 60's...again
    OREGON
    Welcome to Oregon, Californian. Now go home!
    LMAO! It's so true!

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    JackieV
    Shouldn't CA read more like this
    Bienvenido a California la tierra del LIBRE, sólo si usted es e ilegal.
    Really! LOL :wink:

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