PONDER AT WORK

[HAVNAFIT]

I had to decide to stay around here and not miss a new post, or head for the river and break-in my new cooler of suds. see ya. But think of this at work and see if you can help me with the answer..I know if you break the sound barrier you here a sonic boom. Can you still here your engine? How about if you are going faster then the speed of light? If you turn your head lights on, do they shine behind you now? Have a great day!

[tahoe22]

If a fly lands on the ceiling does he:
a) invert
b) loop
Curious mind want to know. LOL

[tahoe22]

Why does your nose run & your feet smell?
Ok, I couldn't resist. hehehe

[Starloans]

Why do people park on driveways and drive on parkways? http://free.***boat.net/ubb/confused.gif

[RexRathburn]

OK, Steven Wright it is...
Why are the ABC's in that order? Is it because of that song?

[Terrible Buddhist]

and brail on drive up atms?

[tahoe22]

Why is there no word for thesaurus in a thesaurus?