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Thread: My girlfriend's dog is an asshole

  1. #11
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    I like the pickup.
    Oh. Forgot to mention another talent the dog has...
    He can emit some of the most potent stinkers known to man. I swear that you can actually see them. The toxicity levels definately require you to leave the room for a while.
    If you stop feeding him the possum table scraps I think you might find the gas would less troublesome or frequent.

  2. #12
    Tom Brown
    My brother used to have a dog that could fill a room with brown mist. The vet said it was a problem with her diet. He tried everything but nothing seemed to help.
    He ended up giving the dog away. I recall him saying something about the dog being better off in a farm environment.

  3. #13
    a catered life
    lol sounds like a movie.
    lol dont worry until you see the dam dog with a screenname posting crap about you :cry:

  4. #14
    lucky
    i think you should move him in wth her 87 yo grand ma :idea:

  5. #15
    CandyA$$
    I found that if you bite the dog (yeah yourself) on the lip it gives a whole new meaning to respect for them.
    I did it to my dog, but then again he is only a small dog.
    But I have been told this by many vets.
    Oh yeah add some garlic to the food and sometimes that calms the smell. Don't ask me how cause I have never had the problem, but read this somewhere.
    Goodluck

  6. #16
    topless
    Remember that time we let the dog sleep in bed with us?

  7. #17
    Freak
    Get one of those big metal crates at the pet store and shove him in there at night/when your not home.

  8. #18
    WYRD
    My girlfriends dog is an asshole.
    SORRY DOG..................thats all I have to say about that

  9. #19
    Tom Brown
    Remember that time we let the dog sleep in bed with us?
    Remember? The dog wouldn't stop sniffing your crotch. I can't say that I blame it, though.

  10. #20
    lucky
    Remember? The dog wouldn't stop sniffing your crotch. I can't say that I blame it, though.
    fockin tom -- i love you man lmao

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