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Thread: My girlfriend's dog is an asshole

  1. #21
    topless
    Remember? The dog wouldn't stop sniffing your crotch. I can't say that I blame it, though.But don't you also remember him licking yours? I recall you getting pretty excited at the time.

  2. #22
    jackpunx
    Unfortunately he is also smart for a dog (13 year old rott/lab mix). He can open gates, doors, and garbage lids. Also is very good at not getting directly caught sleeping in my bed and on leather couch. I figger it out later from the filth and rips in the sheets his claws make when he is chewing on his asshole.
    I'd kick him outside, but he's even better at causing problems out there. He once ripped her dad's satellite dish off the house in protest of not being let in. I once hooked up some wire and a small cattle charger on top of the bed on got him good a couple of times but apparently he's figgered out when that's not around.
    Not sure what to do now except up the voltage.
    does this dog live in your house .. or do you live in your GF's dads house

  3. #23
    PlyaPlya22
    Feed him a couple of boxes of prunes!

  4. #24
    plaster dave
    If you stop feeding him the possum table scraps I think you might find the gas would less troublesome or frequent.
    Look I have a Rot that gets no table scraps at all and can clear a room like nobuddy else I have ever seen.

  5. #25
    Tom Brown
    But don't you also remember him licking yours? I recall you getting pretty excited at the time.
    To this day, I keep a jar of peanut butter in the night stand.

  6. #26
    PlyaPlya22
    To this day, I keep a jar of peanut butter in the night stand.
    creamy or crunchy??

  7. #27
    Tom Brown
    creamy or crunchy??
    Extra creamy.

  8. #28
    PlyaPlya22
    Extra creamy.
    You don't like the itching huh...LOL

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