Utility company lingo??

[hoolign]

Does anyone know some 'technical " terms used by say....the power, gas, or phone companies...I'm just doing some research

[Rexone]

Does anyone know some 'technical " terms used by say....the power, gas, or phone companies...I'm just doing some research
4 hour time window :burningm:

[Rexone]

Does anyone know some 'technical " terms used by say....the power, gas, or phone companies...I'm just doing some research
PUC surcharge :burningm:

[hoolign]

4 hour time window :burningm:
Ohh... that's a good one! :idea:

[Rexone]

Does anyone know some 'technical " terms used by say....the power, gas, or phone companies...I'm just doing some research
Mr rexone, you have again exceeded your lifeline level and unfortunately we must charge you 3 times as much for your power. :burningm:

[phuggit]

Your bill is an actual reading, not an estimation.

[Rexone]

Does anyone know some 'technical " terms used by say....the power, gas, or phone companies...I'm just doing some research
Please hold, all of our associates are currently helping other customers. Your wait should be approximately 42 minutes. :burningm: :burningm:

[hoolign]

Mr rexone, you have again exceeded your lifeline level and unfortunately we must charge you 3 times as much for your power. :burningm:
I may have to edit that one...but it's got some good structure to it!

[Rexone]

As you may have guessed I'm quite fond of utility companies.
I enjoy dealing with them almost as much as computer support line folks.

[Dr. Eagle]

PUC surcharge :burningm:
Don't forget the Universal Access fee...