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Thread: Utility company lingo??

  1. #1
    Tom Brown
    Does anyone have some ideas on how to tell utility companies to go screw themselves when they call in the middle of the night?

  2. #2
    hoolign

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  4. #4
    hoolign
    Would this work?
    Please hold, all of our associates are currently helping other customers. Your wait should be approximately 42 minutes. :idea: :idea:

  5. #5
    FMluvswater
    Does anyone have some ideas on how to tell utility companies to go screw themselves when they call in the middle of the night?
    The number you have reached is trying to sleep, you f u c k i n g hoolign and not interested in anything you have to say at this time. Please hang up and tr ... just please hang up.
    How'd that work? :wink:

  6. #6
    hoolign
    The number you have reached is trying to sleep, you f u c k i n g hoolign and not interested in anything you have to say at this time. Please hang up and tr ... just please hang up.
    How'd that work? :wink:
    Well..considering I still have your number,,,,we'll se :jawdrop:

  7. #7
    FMluvswater
    Well..considering I still have your number,,,,we'll se :jawdrop:
    Sure ... if I was home ... which I'm not

  8. #8
    hoolign
    Sure ... if I was home ... which I'm not
    How come your answering machine doesnt pick up???

  9. #9
    Dr. Eagle
    You could say:
    I'm sorry, there appears to be a complete outage in your area... please call back when the lights come back on... :hammer2:

  10. #10
    FMluvswater
    How come your answering machine doesnt pick up???
    Sure it does on the (I think?) 6th ring (I haven't called myself in a while, lol.). Not a physical machine just voice mail. :smile: I'm still not home. :squiggle:

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