Reply With QuoteHaven't we been down this road?
Trollers talk about speed, speed, and speed (in that order).
Squirters talk about babes, babes, and speed (in that order).
We each harp on our strong points first, that's all.
Well officially, I am without immunity, trolling......
I was hoping to meet some of you guys at the OP6, no fast jet boats though..... http://free.***boat.net/ubb/frown.gif
Just wanted to test the jet boat waters again, I think you guys are suckers!!
Troll on brothers!
Haven't we been down this road?
Trollers talk about speed, speed, and speed (in that order).
Squirters talk about babes, babes, and speed (in that order).
We each harp on our strong points first, that's all.
This "prop versus jet" thing makes about as much sense to me as the Crips and Bloods gang BS.
The way I see it is, if it floats it's cool.
Sorry to burst your bubble Jason, had you been there you would really know. It was a predetermined date, both sides said they would show, there were two eggbeaters that owned all the speed, the only naked girls on the river were in my boat, they came out of a jet boat!!!
But you jet boys can still talk I guess, you seem to that well!!! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif
Just for the record, we spent several hours at the rock pile, not sure what the area in front of the Bluewater is called, with all the fun people we hung out with, the only time propulsion was mentioned, was when we talked with people about thier boat, one family with some differences!
[This message has been edited by HavasuBarney (edited August 05, 2001).]
Barney
you just won't give up will you.
bring your lump to wickeys party and your bib
Havasu -
The only time naked girls get OUT of a jetboat and into a beater is when the jetboat pilot notices they are too fat. Beaters don't seem to discriminate.
heh heh heh
FasssssstDave...
p.s. Next time pictures would be appreciated.
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
Sorry to burst your bubble...there were two eggbeaters that owned all the speed, the only naked girls on the river were in my boat
Hey Barney,
Glad to hear you made it back from OP6 with your humility intact. I'm sure the Parker residents appreciate you making an appearance and signing autographs. So, just to recap...
The Barney-mobile is the fastest boat on the water. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...s/scared04.gif
and...
The Barney-mobile is a chick-magnet, and chicks dig Barney (could be the purple speedos?). As a matter of fact, it sounds like you have to beat them off with a stick, as they tear off their clothes and attempt to jump in your boat. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...es/happy04.gif
Two quick questions:
1) Is there any reason why us poor "non-Barneys" should bother to even show up anymore? http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...confused14.gif
2) Do you find that your large ego hinders the aerodynamics of the Barney-mobile? http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...confused28.gif
Thanks in advance for your reply. http://www.websitemonster.com/images/pimp.gif
"That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...es/happy03.gif "
[This message has been edited by Havasu Hangin' (edited August 05, 2001).]
HHangin, you bring up some excellent points, I applaude your insight!
Barneycraft is NOT the fastest on the water, that claim belongs to Ken Warby, I will be doing a poster with him in two weeks!!
The Barneycraft WAS THE FASTEST boat at OP6, talk what you want, were you there, I was with my boat!!!
The big feature is not purple speedos, it the large GPS readings when the girls undress...
Green and Purple Speedos!!!
As for the non-barneys hehehe, that's a good one, where would I find them?
I have found my ego to be a slight hinder, mostly it due to the paba effect, it literaly blocks out the sun and sky on some days!!! http://free.***boat.net/ubb/smile.gif
Fast Dave, email me and I'll be happy to share some pictures from yesterday!!
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
Barneycraft is NOT the fastest on the water, that claim belongs to Ken Warby...The Barneycraft WAS THE FASTEST boat at OP6,
I apologize for my overstatement of the Barney-mobile speed capabilities. Perhaps I assumed that you had called out Ken Warby to OP6, and when he didn't show, you proclaimed yourself the fastest boat on the river. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...confused50.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
talk what you want, were you there, I was with my boat..and...Green and Purple Speedos
No Barney, I'm afraid I couldn't make it. However, since I neither have an outboard or a jet, I guess I'm like Switzerland- I'm neutral. In fact, as everyone on the board knows, I have an old, slow boat, so I can't participate in your "lively" speed discussions. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/forum/smilies/sad23.gif
However, I do believe that my boat can hold an icechest with the best of 'em. So, when you're ready to hold an "Cooler Spankin' Party", let me know- I'll show up & we'll see who's boat holds the biggest cooler(s). http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...es/happy02.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
The big feature is not purple speedos, it the large GPS readings when the girls undress...
Is this what you mean by "large GPS readings":
http://www.amused.com/amusements/dan...images/fbf.gif
Originally posted by HavasuBarney:
I have found my ego to be a slight hinder,...it literaly blocks out the sun and sky on some days
So, when I see you at the sandbar, I don't need any sunblock? "SPF Barney"?
http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...es/happy07.gif
"That's just my opinion, I could be wrong. http://www.goldenplasma.f2s.com/foru...es/happy03.gif "
I see barney, but having trouble seeing wickey..poor little feller.
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