Favorite lines from Animal House

[Boy Named Sue]

Lead in;
I gave my love a cherry
That had no stone
I gave my love a chicken
That had no bone
I gave my love a
Aaarrrrghh....
Bluto smashes the guitar to bits...
Sorry.

[Boy Named Sue]

"The question is not whether we broke a few rules...
Or took a few liberties with our female party guests...
we did."

[CandyA$$]

Boy this Sh!t is funny!

[SouthBay RB]

I like it when BLUTO smashes the guitar.
Then says SORRY

[Krazy K]

"Mines bigger than that"
"Excuse me?"
"My cucumber, it's bigger"

[Jbb]

" Let me introduce you to Mohammed, Jugdesh,Riverdave,& Tom Brown."