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  1. #1
    FMluvswater
    What occurs more often in December than any other month?
    Conception.
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    Only 14% of Americans say they've done this with the opposite sex. What
    is it?
    Skinny dipping.
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    What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show?
    No theme song/music
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    Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what?
    Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
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    Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name
    requested?
    Obsession
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    More women do this in the bathroom than men.
    Wash their hands. Women ~ 80% Men ~ 55%
    (is anyone surprised?!)
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    What do 100% of all lottery winners do?
    Gain weight.
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    In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favorite
    smell.
    Banana
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    If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you
    would find the letter "A"?
    One thousand
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    What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser
    printers all have in common?
    All were invented by women.
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    Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men.
    Change their underwear.
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    This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem
    to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous.
    A kiss
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    These are the only foods that don't spoil.
    White sugar and Honey
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    There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year.
    Father's Day
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    What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic?
    He was allergic to carrots
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    40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this?
    Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
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    3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this.
    Wear underwear.
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    What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21%hydrogen
    and 9% dioxide?
    A fart.
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    About 1/3 of all Americans say they do this while sitting?
    Flush the toilet.
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    What person, not a "Seinfeld" regular cast member, is featured on every
    episode of "Seinfeld"?
    Superman, either by name or pictures on Jerry's refrigerator.
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    85% of the guys who die while having sex are doing this.
    Cheating on their wives.
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  2. #2
    Kilrtoy
    Not all of those are true

  3. #3
    FMluvswater
    Not all of those are true
    They may have been at one time - hard to say since there's no date stamp point of reference. Wouldn't surprise me if some of the answers are wrong. I just found it amusing. :smile:

  4. #4
    JetBoatRich
    Not all of those are true
    Both my kids were born in Sept. so the December line worked for us

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