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  1. #1
    A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
    The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn - the wife likes to read.
    One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors and continues to read her book.
    Along comes a game warden in his boat.
    He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"
    Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
    "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.
    "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
    "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
    "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
    "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
    "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
    "Have a nice day ma'am", says the game warden and he left.
    Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think. :crossx: :crossx:

  2. #2
    That is WRONG, Funny but none the less WRONG :crossx:

  3. #3
    Rev. Williams
    The the cop should have said "Then I'm arresting you for being a WH ORE !!! You have all the equipment"

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    Boat Ride
    MAY 28, 2005
    On the E - ROW
    Music, & a *Filtered* blow up pool
    *pool may hold up to 25 people at one time*

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