Hmmmm...
Vegas will be in the 100's and while there will be some fine women there there's no water to play in.
Laughlin will be in the 100's and while it has water to play in it will most likely be filled with older people.
Havasu will be in the 100's full of fine women and plenty of water to play in.
So I'd say the verdict is in and Havasu is the place to be unless you were really stoked about attending the geriatrics convention in Laughlin this weekend.
I like your analogy