Knock on the door, open door, postman. Cool, package for me. Open package, lo and behold, my ***boat tee shirt finally came. Cool I think, until I unfold it. Fluorescent overdose, someone please call the medics. All I see is spots. I'm afraid to wear it, and I'm afraid to use it as a polishing cloth. Those colors got to hurt something.
I'm doooooooomed!!!