Dude on PWC with 6 year old daughter in front of him. Ignores the buoys and blasts through the River Island No Wake Zone at about 35 MPH. I pull him over to give him a warning and maybe educate him a little. The first thing out of his mouth is....
"SHE WAS DRIVING!"
....as he's pointing to his little girl.
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