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  1. #1
    Coleitis22
    Drinking in Tessessee:
    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
    > glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
    > glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
    > so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
    > twice."
    >
    >
    > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
    > beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
    > AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
    > Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
    > don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
    > either.
    >
    >
    > The Tennessee boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
    > beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
    > pulls out his .45 and shoots the Mexican and the
    > Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
    > have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to
    > drink with the same ones twice.
    >

  2. #2
    DCBob
    Drinking in Tessessee:
    A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his
    > glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the
    > glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses are
    > so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass
    > twice."
    >
    >
    > An Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
    > beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his
    > AK-47 and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In
    > Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we
    > don't need to drink out of the same glass twice
    > either.
    >
    >
    > The Tennessee boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
    > beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
    > pulls out his .45 and shoots the Mexican and the
    > Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
    > have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to
    > drink with the same ones twice.
    >
    LOL

  3. #3
    Kilrtoy
    AWESOME.........
    Love it

  4. #4
    piper
    HA! Great joke!

  5. #5
    NICE PAIR
    > The Tennessee boy, cool as a cucumber, picks up his
    > beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air,
    > pulls out his .45 and shoots the Mexican and the
    > Iraqi, and catches his glass. He says, "In America we
    > have so many Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to
    > drink with the same ones twice.
    >
    "COOL"

  6. #6
    NashvilleBound
    Coleitis...I always did like you.....

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