Tour de Goose FLAKE LIST

[Three Days Only]

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If those arent goin, im deffiently (sp) not going and either are all of these people, and this is why
Last Minute Flakes
1. Bling Bling - Hand Cuffed & Off To Jail From Lake Nacimento
2. Three Days Only - In Jail Too!!!! ( Wife Posted )
3. Alfonzo - Jamican Us All Crazy
4. Havasu Hangin - The Wife Said Negative
5. WetWillie - Bought A New House
6. Boat Floating - His Boat Sank
7. Tittes & Beer - Blown Drive
8. DILLIGAF - He Doesnt Give A Fock
9. Frenchie - He Gained The Weight I Lost
10. Bunny 166 - This one has got me alittle upset, I mean, she's got a nice rack!!
11. 69 Other Board Members
12. Essex Jet - Too much time in the slammer, and the spreader bar hurt real bad!
13. Photoglou - His boat broke, and its still on the trailer!!
Tour de Goose
1. Wet Willie - He's big, have you seen his hands
2. Bling Bling - Mr. Suave is making ove to a guy named bubba
3. Kachina26 - cut himself shaving
4. Mandelon - Ran into britney spears
5. Dilligaf - Again he doesnt care or give a fock
6. Three Days Only - It not three days only so im out
7. HH- dracula got a hold of frankenstien and he lost
8. Member: 7673 - 7", 6 Nipple, 7 Toes, 3 days of contapation
9. 6 Dollar - The paris hilton law suits are eating up his time
10. Titties and Beer - blowin drive
11. Sportin' Woods - Scream gave him the boot
12. Procraftkev - cant find his car keys
13. JetboatRich - The clapper wont work and he is lost in a dark house
14. Frenchie-Mrs.. - gained to much weight
15. SYA - scared to try to hang with his pal playa off the side of the boat
16. River Kitty - Mama kitty put a stop to her weekend
17. Scream and Debolas - Sportin woods is out side there house with a ar-15 so there on lock down
18. SoCalHD - He is stuck in so cal with a hard dong
19. Force 26 and crew- sold his boat and has a nortech coming but in feel off the trailer
20. dimarcobros - lost his bro
21. Up4River - there's no river just a lake
22. Bunny and Mr.166 - Her boobies will be missed
23. Hootersleds- atomic gave them the boot and their planning somthing with sportin woods
24. dicudmore, Robin and ??- the probably messed up their program
25. Boatfloating - security said you cant come back
26. Roxysnow - vegas hookers sounded better to him and the wife
27. LHC 30 Victory - cant get a slip, so he bailed
28. (no poster) HTM - no show
29. The Grey Goose - 300X enough said!!!
30. Nodigg and son in the gutter - the gutter is full of water and no digg cant swim
31. shadow - got into a fight at the turtle and its looking at 20 to life
32. Midlife Advantage - having a midlife crisis
33. AirtimeLavey - still going, but he will change his mind
34. Freind of AA and TA and the anchor - new boat, no insurance, long tab
35. HL + 3 - the three are still in, but something happened on a dock with a horse
36. Mbrown2 - the organic food is killing him, you need some of blings protien
37. PLYAPLYA22 - ran out of bail money and special wallmart superman shorts
38. BajaMike - baja, mexico, you know where he will be
39. CenCal - the gutter is full so he is still walking around with nodigg
40. Mainevents - now she is pregant with quads !!! LOL
41. Cola - Lost his dog, and he is on the look out
42. mike37 - got stuck in a juvenille detention center with a 15 year old
43. BOBALOO/BOOBALOO - still at the losers lounge, but planning an escape
44. Alfonzo - jamican me crazy, montego bay is along way from mohave
45. WhosYoRiverDaddy - Who's your daddy stud muffin
46. Corn Water - pumped his head getting into his truck and is still in shock
47. VegasRiverJunkie - vegas baby, vegas, strip bar, I would stay home too
48. Bre +1 - Involved in a 30 person robbery at a g string factory, the police are still questioning her
49. Hartman 250 - I bumped him
50. Someone - forgot who it was, and he forgot the directions
51. Plaster Dave - got plastered in a wall, bling, his penis is hanging out still run over there
52. ADDICTED - still going, but the exhaust is so good you wont hear him
53. Ma and Pa Gibson - ditto
54. Barbigrl + E4L (making sure her drink is topped off)
55. Lucky Bastard "The New Guy" - not so lucky anymore, hes out, control denise fred
56. Dexman38 , dexliexia cause problems with the dates, he was still planing on the 6th thru the 4th
57. Squirtin Thunder +2 - bad dirreha, really bad
58. INSman + 3 - you got me he just got tired, and is still in his pool drinking beer
59. Always A Deck - shut down denied, rolled his golf cart and the truck is on fire thanks to the captain
60. 89Checkmate - chess is better then boating, you know how we do it
61. Scuba's - at the gym keeping the muscles up
62. Trojan Dan - filming the new trojans boy on boy ad
63. Domn8er - domnitrix, whips, chain, boys, girls, dogs, cats, goats, cows, wow
64. Jetdrivers - still trying the human cannon ball thing with circus vargas
65. Performance - high perfromance cause empty pockets
66. Edmond - his pet snake got wrapped around his member, nurses arent sure what to do yet
67. Hurleyr -practicing hooked on phonics, shorty he will read this and know that no one else is going
68. Sun Burners - burnt to a crisp, really burned
69. Frank & Kelly - hiding with scream trying to avoid sportin woods
70. El Chingon - the emme got him, it was only a matter of time
71. Phat Daddy - Looking for sportin woods and a bullet proof vest
72. BeetleJuice - hustlin the hustler
73. Hystrung - so amp out he can stop the spinning
74. Doghouse - staying local, pussy
75. Photoglou - his engine in his truck died now!! JK knock on wood your good
Guess no one is going to be there. Maybe everyone should stay home and jerk off to forrest gump, anybody got some chocolates!!!
Looks like the picinic is going to be a homenic!! Cool!

[MAINEVENT]

40. Mainevents - now she is pregant with quads !!! LOL
Your Killing me here that is some funny shiat :rollside:

[pixilatedpussy]

40. Mainevents - now she is pregant with quads !!! LOL
Your Killing me here that is some funny shiat :rollside:
WTF?????? She could probably do it and still look smokin!!!! :smile: LOL :smile:
Pixilated was a flake before...stil am now, no way to make it we got the championship baseball game with our oldest!!!! Sorry, no tiesides this weekend...mainevent! :rollside:

[Three Days Only]

WTF?????? She could probably do it and still look smokin!!!! :smile: LOL :smile:
Pixilated was a flake before...stil am now, no way to make it we got the championship baseball game with our oldest!!!! Sorry, no tiesides this weekend...mainevent! :rollside:
and the turth be told!!! Alex, your chick is smokin!!

[MAINEVENT]

Sorry, no tiesides this weekend...mainevent! :rollside:
WTF Forget it were flaking then too
Thanks 3DO
J/K

[pixilatedpussy]

LOL!!!! :wink:
I will wear them for you on Daddy day weekend...but I get to see the bling on your chick.............

[MAINEVENT]

What a fathers day its gonna be

[Debbolas]

OMG............................
That is toooooooo funny
lol, I needed that laugh thanks

[HCS]

I'm just a flake! One of these days I'll get down there and squeeze some cheek.
I'll probably be squeezing some 60 year old butts by then.

[SoCalHD]

That was F'n funny right there-and creative.........what's wrong w/3DO????
Tomorrow at this time, I hope to be pulling into Katherines, or at least very close to being there