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Thread: HOSS? Is this why you have issues?

  1. #1
    FMluvswater
    A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that
    he's being watched by a midget. Although the little
    fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get
    uncomfortable until the midget drags a small
    stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds
    to admire his privates at close range.
    "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the
    nicest balls I have ever seen!"
    Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget
    and starts to move away.
    "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says
    the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I
    touched them."
    Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real
    harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches
    out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly,
    "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder."
    ****

    Blame Mike .... he corrupted me.

  2. #2
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    I had nothing to do with this Hoss. FM has gone berzerk and is now wildly posting in BR and spreading all kinds of rumors. Hopefully she will come to her senses before the regular BR members trounce on her.

  3. #3
    FMluvswater
    I had nothing to do with this Hoss. FM has gone berzerk and is now wildly posting in BR and spreading all kinds of rumors. Hopefully she will come to her senses before the regular BR members trounce on her.
    wasn't me

  4. #4
    HOSS
    That helped made my Saturday opening the shop. Thanks!
    Midgets and ball grabbing. I really think I`ve heard it all now. And its all thanks to ***boat.com!
    I wonder if he had that new ladder thats being slammed all over tv? :jawdrop:
    All in all,,,,,damn good one.
    By the way,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,thats your ace!

  5. #5
    hoolign
    I have had sex with many male midgets!
    Jesus H Christ!
    :jawdrop:

  6. #6
    HOSS
    Oh hooli,,,,,Iguess we`re gonna play. Thats just wrong bro. :yuk:

  7. #7
    HOSS
    Just out of curiosity,,,,,where did this midget stuff come from anyway? Does anyone even know? I know I`m wide open for this one but really. :messedup:

  8. #8
    FMluvswater
    Just out of curiosity,,,,,where did this midget stuff come from anyway? Does anyone even know? I know I`m wide open for this one but really. :messedup:
    Jbb?
    btw Jbb, I just want you to know Tom and hoolign (Hey scrotum!) taught me how to redirect like that!

  9. #9
    Tom Brown
    Nice post, FM.

  10. #10
    Debbolas
    lol

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