A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that
he's being watched by a midget. Although the little
fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get
uncomfortable until the midget drags a small
stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds
to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the
nicest balls I have ever seen!"
Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget
and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says
the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I
touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real
harm in it, he obliges the request. The midget reaches
out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says loudly,
"Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder."
****

Blame Mike .... he corrupted me.