If the States finally got fed up with us Canadians and decided to launch an attack against us, here is what would prevent them from doing so.
1: Canada is an upper class country, not like Afghanistan and Iraq.
2: Bush would take two years to figure out where Canada is on the map.
3: The snowstorm of the century for the States may be like the small flurry we had in June.
4: Every Canadian over the age of four is trained to kill with a hockey stick.
5: We'll take over the northern eastern states by putting Molson Canadian beer in their water system, which will convert them into Canadians.
6: The Hockey lockout really pissed us off; attacking us now would be suicide.
7: We've made more friends, so we'll be sure to have allies.
8: Nothing can get pass our elite beaver squad!
9: We will use our old Seaking helicopters as projectiles for our advanced catapults.
10: As a peace offering *because we're so damn nice* we'll give you Quebec, because to be honest, they don't like the whole idea of Canada anyway.
In conclusion, America's dream of taking over Canada is easier said then done... *I know it's not every American's dream to do so, but from what I gathered, alot of them do.*..........( . )( . ).............