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Thread: Bartender Psychology

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    Before you order a drink in public, you should read this!
    Seven California bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's
    personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they
    concurred on almost all counts.
    The results:
    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste;
    knows EXACTLY what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll
    send YOU a drink..................
    Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
    Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
    Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with
    Drink: White Zinfandel
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she
    has NO clue.
    Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy
    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally
    drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to
    do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
    Drink: Tequila
    No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
    THEN, there is the MALE addendum ---- The deal with guys is, as always,
    very simple and clear cut:
    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.
    Wine: He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to
    help him get laid.
    Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
    Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
    White Zinfandel: He's gay

  2. #2
    Tequila makes her clothes fall off!!!

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