The Horth Withperer.....

[Mandelon]

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A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? " That's
easy, he's a real short guy with a speech impediment. " So, the short guy shows up, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female horth. " So he shows him a prized filly.
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the short
guy and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.
"Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"?
So he picks the little fella up again,
> and shows him the horse's ears.
"Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"?
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
"Nith mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the
rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the guy's head as far as he can
up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.
The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase
that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

[Jetdriver]

Lol!

[WYRD]

So how did it thmell :crossx:

[Scream]

I love that joke! lol
Thanks Rich,
Scream

[Garrddogg]

Thats a great one ..thanks