I don't really miss it, all the marriages, all the BS that goes along with it, and just serious relationships in general. After all these years I've come to realize that guys normally just like to have a good time (no Frenchie jokes please) with a few exceptions being idiots that want to start fights (usually over a chick)
Now chicks on the other hand are always getting jelous, whether it's over how good another chick looks or maybe another chick is hitting on her man, maybe her man glanced at another chick... god knows what is going to set them off. Then they commence to dogging out the other chick... She's fat... she has cellulite... she should not be wearing that thong... her hair is disgusting... she dresses like a *****... she screws everybody... slut... and the list goes on and on.
Now days, I keep one around long enough for the BS to start, and then I'm done, after 5 marriages I just don't have the patience anymore. There are others that I've had around for years, but all we do is "hook up" once every two or three months, so no time for drama, we have an understanding... something most of their husbands or boyfriends wouldn't understand. The one I see now doesn't like my friends, doesn't want me going out without her, and wants me to spend all of my free time with her, basically take away my identity and own me I guess. She is about one phone call away from being dumped. I gotta hand it to her though, while the "real me" in them takes about 3 to 4 months to come out, this one did it in two. She doesn't waste any time. Up until 10 years ago, I'd have been dumb enough to jump into that relationship head first. Seems since I hit my 40's, the pussy doesn't quite seem like it's worth throwing away your life over it, even if they are laying it out in front of you 24/7. I see now why half my life has been a trainwreck, always hooking up with teenage thru early 30's chicks... too bad that's what I still like, I just know to give them the boot once they start professing their love for me.
I guess watching the Barbie slash Foxy thing transpire has got me still trying to figure out why there is so much drama between chicks... and the longer they can keep you guessing what's wrong, the bigger of a kick they get out of it. I'm a guy, if I have a problem I lay it on the line and come to a solution, but you ask a chick what's wrong and all they say is "Nothing..." My last two wives... I NEVER asked them what was wrong, and it drove them up the frigging wall... and usually they'd wake me up about 4am and bitch at me that I didn't care. I'd just tell them that I knew something was wrong and when they were ready to talk about it, then I'd be there. I know how to deal with them, I know how to kiss their ass... I just won't do it anymore though. Life is too short, and pussy is in abundant supply whenever I need to get laid. I see people break up all the time, guys can't live up to these chicks expectations nowdays, no matter how hard they try. How many here just on the boards have thrown in the towel? Why? The grass may be greener but it still has to be mowed. I'd love to hear it. Oh, we just fell out of love... job stress... money... we've grown apart... sex is boring... he/she disgusts me...
Bottom line, 99% of the time, somebody is getting the bottom knocked out of it. Guys brag about it, women hide it. I personally think most relationships are a waste of time, most of them will end sooner or later... probably sooner. If everybody would just have a good time and not "claim ownership" on people, there would be a lot less drama and a lot more good times. When things start to get serious, the fun is over.
I don't know where I'm going with this... but I need another drink...
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