Dave Chapelle got it right. He said all the chick magazines have F***ed up women by making them think too much about what guys are thinking. For example, Cosmo has an article about "100 ways to please your man". Actually, there's only about four ways to really please a man. Suck his D**k, play with his balls, make him something to eat, and shit the f**k up when the game is on TV!