Some years back, I had my eye on a really fine woman who ran the kareoke at a bar I frequented. I asked the manager who was a friend of mine about her. He told me that she had recently broke up with her old man. I pushed for more info and found out he was a good for nothing drunk. After I had talked her into a date and was feeling kinda proud of myself my friend pulled me aside and told me she had gotten mad at him after a fight and while he was passed out drunk had actually super-glued his dick to his stomach!!! :jawdrop: :jawdrop: :jawdrop: