What scared you the most about a chick before you started dating her??

[WYRD]

I had one..... Met in the club she was a 10... Got home banged the shit out of her for 3 minutes, ok maybe 2 and then I saw the cracks, looked the San Andres fault....
I wanted to puke....
If you were banging the shit out of her I would say you were in the wrong hole :crossx:
I had one that I was banging then I found out she was my sister.....................we only seen eachother like twice after that...........Ok like six times..........or ten.............alright I am still banging her but hey why go accross town when you can go across the hall right
SCREW YOU FOR JUDGING ME

[ColeTR1]

I dated a girl about 10 years ago that said she had a very jealous / crazy X-boyfriend. After the second date she said (When my X gets home from working over seas I’m going to tell him to get his stuff out of my house.) So I asked her what her boyfriend did for a living she said he is a Navy– Seal!! At that moment I got a flash of a Navy–Seal in camouflage outside my front door with a big knife. :skull:

[Kilrtoy]

hey this funny shiit
he is not kidding, he is from hesperia......

[coolchange]

Well.. I went down on a chick and it smelled like moldy cottage cheese mixed with vinegar. When i asked for some nose plugs she gave me a set that were used twice before! I hate cheap chicks! :notam:
Takes an experienced man to recognize how used nose plugs are!!!

[Redneck]

If you were banging the shit out of her I would say you were in the wrong hole :crossx:
I had one that I was banging then I found out she was my sister.....................we only seen eachother like twice after that...........Ok like six times..........or ten.............alright I am still banging her but hey why go accross town when you can go across the hall right
SCREW YOU FOR JUDGING ME
notepad that was out loud again

[Boy Named Sue]

Well.. I went down on a chick and it smelled like moldy cottage cheese mixed with vinegar. When i asked for some nose plugs she gave me a set that were used twice before! I hate cheap chicks! :notam:
Oh, my sides hurt! Can't breathe. Laughing to hard.

[NOTALENT]

Commitment..

[ratso]

Commitment..
...I was waiting on that one.

[meaniam]

If you were banging the shit out of her I would say you were in the wrong hole :crossx:
I had one that I was banging then I found out she was my sister.....................we only seen eachother like twice after that...........Ok like six times..........or ten.............alright I am still banging her but hey why go accross town when you can go across the hall right
SCREW YOU FOR JUDGING ME
joe dirt

[Boy Named Sue]

joe dirt
There was an underground comic book back in the day...
The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers...
Any way Freddie hooks up with this hot chick and goes to her house and their getting funky in the bath tub and a car pulls up outside and she looks out the window and says..."shiit my parents are home" and Freddie looks out the window and says "shiit those are my parents too!" then the balloon above his head reads - stick figure girl + 10 years = wow!
Classic. Back to you WYRD.