everyone seems to be afraid of the drums and I have my own issues with DUG, but in this case DJT HAS crossed the line big time. I'm never going to be a "PC" kinda guy and I don't think you have a "right" to be here, so here is my vote. Dug do us a favor.. Sell your boat, sell your computer....stay the hell off the water you seem to be way unbalanced!
I kinda think this is what you were shooting for anyway so here you go