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[Cas]

Rent-A-Midget Service Is Thinking Big
CHINO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- If you think good things come in small packages, there are three guys in Chino, California, who'd love to hear from you.
The three run a party-planning service called "Rent-A-Midget" which books pint-sized performers who do everything from stripteases to stand up comedy.
Co-owner Chris Fetterer says he and his pals came up with the idea after agreeing that having a midget at a party definitely makes it more fun -- and now they book gigs for five performing little people in the Southern California region.
Rent-A-Midget is currently promoting cupid impersonations for Valentine's Day, where a little person dresses up and gives your sweetheart some flowers, as well as midget Superbowl parties where the performer serves drinks each time the favored team scores a touchdown.
Fetterer says the performers love being paid to entertain -- at rates of $75 and up per gig -- and he loves helping them.
In his words, "We make almost nothing off the events we do. We just do it because it's fun."

[HOSS]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :idea:

[barbigrl]

Rent-A-Midget Service Is Thinking Big
CHINO, Calif. (Wireless Flash) -- If you think good things come in small packages, there are three guys in Chino, California, who'd love to hear from you.
The three run a party-planning service called "Rent-A-Midget" which books pint-sized performers who do everything from stripteases to stand up comedy.
Co-owner Chris Fetterer says he and his pals came up with the idea after agreeing that having a midget at a party definitely makes it more fun -- and now they book gigs for five performing little people in the Southern California region.
Rent-A-Midget is currently promoting cupid impersonations for Valentine's Day, where a little person dresses up and gives your sweetheart some flowers, as well as midget Superbowl parties where the performer serves drinks each time the favored team scores a touchdown.
Fetterer says the performers love being paid to entertain -- at rates of $75 and up per gig -- and he loves helping them.
In his words, "We make almost nothing off the events we do. We just do it because it's fun."
This is so typical of the 909

[THATJEFFGUY]

Fetterer says the performers love being paid to entertain -- at rates of $75 and up per gig
Seems kinda expensive to me...wonder if they have a HALF OFF price ? Midgets kinda freak me out anyway

[godfather]

Thats Awesome Good Idea :d

[topless]

It's ajoke. I called information.........no listing.

[Wonderboy]

Somebody needs to tell Hoolign about this. He was looking for someone a few days ago.