Reply With QuoteTerrific. Thanks there Keithy. :squiggle:
TO THE WORD 'STATISTICS'...
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
You're welcome..
TO THE WORD 'STATISTICS'...
During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool you will ingest 1/12 liter of urine.
In an average day your hands will have come into indirect contact with 15 penises (touching door handles, etc.)
Remote controls in hotels are the worst! (Always carry your Lysol spray!)
An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.
In a year you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept!
Annually you will shake hands with 6 women who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
Annually you will shake hands with 11 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands.
In a lifetime 22 nosey workmen doing work in your home, will have examined the contents of your dirty laundry basket. We won't even go into guests snooping in your medicine cabinet.
At an average wedding reception you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold sore from one of the guests. Mouth herpes.
Daily you will breathe in 1 liter of other peoples' anal gases.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Baby, I cant wait to go to that wedding reception next month, where I get to stay at the Mariott Hotel and watch TV with the remote while I fall asleep with my mouth open after swimming & eating fast food all day and shaking hands with all the men and women I met that day at the rehearsal, without taking a breath - and then going home when its all over and relaxing while my carpenters finish my house.
You're welcome..
I'm germ paranoid as it is.
Mmmmmmmmmmmm Baby, I cant wait to go to that wedding reception next month, where I get to stay at the Mariott Hotel and watch TV with the remote while I fall asleep with my mouth open after swimming & eating fast food all day and shaking hands with all the men and women I met that day at the rehearsal, without taking a breath - and then going home when its all over and relaxing while my carpenters finish my house.
No Traci! :2purples: Don't do any of that! Health hazards!
No Traci! :2purples: Don't do any of that! Health hazards!
LOL, ok I promise to use protection. :supp:
LOL, ok I promise to use protection. :supp:
Thank you for easing my troubled mind.
Thank you for easing my troubled mind.
I didnt want your worries on my conscience.HOW BORED ARE WE TODAY!?
Im just glad Im bored in 105 degree heat rather than 125...............
I'm in the cleaning business and there are studies that reveal that there are MORE germs on the typical office desk than there were in the restrooms. They did analysis of 30 different businesses and with the desks, phones, pens, keyboards, etc. your work area is more contaminated than your restroom. :yuk:
This is from Cleanfax. a monthly trade magazine.
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