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  1. #21
    Kim Hanson
    until I hit a rather modest wake from a tube and got splinters in my crack. Now all I can do is....
    fart splinters at SUICYCOLE DIMARCO , he likes them wet and brown ..........( . )( . ).......

  2. #22
    dmontzsta
    RiceBoy why you have your grandpa's car today?
    Thats my chick magnet car " The Maxi ", after we wash off the trailers we will go by the High School and try to look cool K ?........( . )( . ).........
    yeah, I have it all the time.
    I would rather cruise the high schools than the nursing homes.

  3. #23
    hoolign
    Two bench racers were waiting at the launch when one said...
    ..." hey ...look! a jelly fish!"...Dmonsta ." that's my reflection you fool!"

  4. #24
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    Two bench racers were waiting at the launch when one said...
    BR1... Hey whatdaya think about those big boats runnin up and down the river.
    BR2... I think they suck
    BR1... Well I think they're great, you suck
    BR2... FU you friggin gay donkey
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR1... Hey here comes Hanson, look what he's wearin
    BR2... haha those are like OP's from 1978, bun huggers lol
    BR1... Look at the seats in that boat will ya, I better go home and check my Lincoln
    BR2... I hear those are better to prevent whiplash when you hit the gas with high horsepower
    BR1... You are really a dumass aren't you?
    BR2... You suck
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR2... Hey look here comes UT look at the dust on that thing will ya.
    BR1... I heard he hasn't run that pig since 97
    BR2... That's no pig that's a fast son of a bitch
    BR1... You suck
    BR2... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR1... wow look at that here comes that vdrive rules moron
    BR2... yeah I hear he's green with envy of all these fast whackers
    BR1... not a chance moron his vdrive will kick all they're asses
    BR2... you suck
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR2... look there's that Tony racer guy
    BR1... look at all those guys followin him around what tha hell's that all about
    BR2... I think they're hoping for some free donuts and a pit pass
    BR1... That's mean you suck
    BR2... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR2... Hey who's that guy in the gay lookin maxima cruisen around over by Hanson
    BR1... I dunno never seen him before
    BR2... holyshit Kim Hanson just blew the guys windshield out with a molson bottle
    BR1... Yeah Kim does that alot.
    BR2... Look now they're kickin rocks at each other hopin for a head shot
    BR1... Those guys suck
    BR2... They look gay
    BR1... They are lucky they're both wasted and can't kick the rocks well
    BR2... Are not, lucky is that guy over there on the grass running around in the monkey suit.
    BR1... Who's he chasin?
    BR2... oh that's OB eddie.
    BR1... oh that's the heehawwwww dude huh?
    BR2... yes but I heard he's gay.
    BR1... I know him he's not gay.
    BR2... is to.
    BR1... You suck
    BR2... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR1... hey look over there I think that's the Jones family
    BR2... holyshit you're right that's Dirk and Dirk sr, musta let em outta prison
    BR1... yep it sure is look little Dirk's got his peepee out flashing those chicks on the beach.
    BR2... that's one f'ed up dude, look his dad just hit him upside the head and knocked him inta the chaparal bush
    BR1... I think he might be hurt!
    BR2... yeah so what he deserved it friggin gay little retarded moron
    BR1... that's kinda a mean thing to say
    BR2... FU, you suck
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    And so it goes on the launch....

  5. #25
    lucky
    Is watch Lucky gettin done bye You Te, and Kimmy instead of partisipating like normal :hammerhea
    some one took a canadian vacation ? discovered molsen wtf ??
    If thats what you call "blown' alcohol " I hope your partner closes his eyes and dreams of gennie ! :idea:

  6. #26
    uclahater
    some one took a canadian vacation ? discovered molsen wtf ??
    If thats what you call "blown' alcohol " I hope your partner closes his eyes and dreams of gennie ! :idea:
    Just so you know both of your Fathers Close their eyes :coffeycup

  7. #27
    lucky
    Two bench racers were waiting at the launch when one said...
    hey who's that bitch over there -----
    I- don't know , but i like labradors !

  8. #28
    lucky
    Just so you know both of your Fathers Close their eyes :coffeycup
    I still love you Dad !
    ps - ( serious ) how are you doing with the boat ???

  9. #29
    Roland the Fisherman
    Two bench racers were waiting at the launch when one said...
    "Look at that dog over there licking his balls, don't you wish you could do that"?
    "Ya, but I'd find out if he's friendly first"
    (or maybe this should be in the sandbar)

  10. #30
    Roland the Fisherman
    BR1... Hey whatdaya think about those big boats runnin up and down the river.
    BR2... I think they suck
    BR1... Well I think they're great, you suck
    BR2... FU you friggin gay donkey
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR1... Hey here comes Hanson, look what he's wearin
    BR2... haha those are like OP's from 1978, bun huggers lol
    BR1... Look at the seats in that boat will ya, I better go home and check my Lincoln
    BR2... I hear those are better to prevent whiplash when you hit the gas with high horsepower
    BR1... You are really a dumass aren't you?
    BR2... You suck
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR2... Hey look here comes UT look at the dust on that thing will ya.
    BR1... I heard he hasn't run that pig since 97
    BR2... That's no pig that's a fast son of a bitch
    BR1... You suck
    BR2... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR1... wow look at that here comes that vdrive rules moron
    BR2... yeah I hear he's green with envy of all these fast whackers
    BR1... not a chance moron his vdrive will kick all they're asses
    BR2... you suck
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR2... look there's that Tony racer guy
    BR1... look at all those guys followin him around what tha hell's that all about
    BR2... I think they're hoping for some free donuts and a pit pass
    BR1... That's mean you suck
    BR2... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR2... Hey who's that guy in the gay lookin maxima cruisen around over by Hanson
    BR1... I dunno never seen him before
    BR2... holyshit Kim Hanson just blew the guys windshield out with a molson bottle
    BR1... Yeah Kim does that alot.
    BR2... Look now they're kickin rocks at each other hopin for a head shot
    BR1... Those guys suck
    BR2... They look gay
    BR1... They are lucky they're both wasted and can't kick the rocks well
    BR2... Are not, lucky is that guy over there on the grass running around in the monkey suit.
    BR1... Who's he chasin?
    BR2... oh that's OB eddie.
    BR1... oh that's the heehawwwww dude huh?
    BR2... yes but I heard he's gay.
    BR1... I know him he's not gay.
    BR2... is to.
    BR1... You suck
    BR2... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    BR1... hey look over there I think that's the Jones family
    BR2... holyshit you're right that's Dirk and Dirk sr, musta let em outta prison
    BR1... yep it sure is look little Dirk's got his peepee out flashing those chicks on the beach.
    BR2... that's one f'ed up dude, look his dad just hit him upside the head and knocked him inta the chaparal bush
    BR1... I think he might be hurt!
    BR2... yeah so what he deserved it friggin gay little retarded moron
    BR1... that's kinda a mean thing to say
    BR2... FU, you suck
    BR1... Kiss my white ass you racist pig
    And so it goes on the launch....
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