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  1. #41
    You Te
    BR 1.... Hey, where is the best place to buy boat accessories?
    BR 2.... I've heard Eddie Marine has the best deals.
    BR 1....Good, I've heard the same thing.

  2. #42
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    Thanx YT that was certainly funny.

  3. #43
    HOSS
    Two bench racers were waiting at the launch when one said... hey is that engine blown? and kim says " not yet......i tryed, but i burned my lips on the exaust pipe."
    lmao :wink:

  4. #44
    sorry dog
    BR1 - "Hey, is that Hater's wife getting in Frenchie's ride?"
    BR2 - "Sure is. I heard she was sick of swapping and looking for some wilder action"
    JetBoatGuru walks up, "You guys seen my dog? I haven't seen him since I pulled out 5 hours ago."
    BR1 - "Nah, dude" (throws the shocker)
    BR2 - "Dude, that's gay you focking homo"

  5. #45
    lucky
    Two bench racers were waiting at the launch when one said...
    hey its fourth of july weekend - ( while throwing the shocker ) stars and strips -- babyyy !!!!!! while gently and feminaly touching his mullet !
    br#2 --- stars and stripes ?? wtf is guru's undies have to do with this weekend ? :squiggle:

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    hey its fourth of july weekend - ( while throwing the shocker ) stars and strips -- babyyy !!!!!! while gently and feminaly touching his mullet !
    br#2 --- stars and strips ?? wtf is guru's undies have to do with this weekend ? :squiggle:
    stars and strips. :squiggle:
    stripes = flag
    strips = fag
    you bench racers really are gay. :messedup:

  7. #47
    HOSS
    2 lonely fags
    sittin` in a tree
    one looks at the other
    and decides to show his weenie
    along comes a boy
    happy as can be
    dmonzsta`s his name
    singing with glee
    one fag asks the other, "look heres my man"
    decides to climb down
    yeah, the one with his deek in his hand
    dmonzsta now singing
    at the top of his lungs
    where`s all the young boys
    with nice lillte bums
    now off in the distance
    a lud rumble is heard
    OH look
    its `ol HOSS
    with a buldge by his bird
    dmonzsta exclaims with a joyful snerd
    its HOSS a good buddy
    with a GOD damn big bird
    HOSS rips up a cactus
    kinda gettin` absurd
    and yells out like thunder
    what fag`s in my forest
    scarin` off all the birds
    the mountains are rumblin`
    dmonzsta feet start to swell
    he bends over and says
    "HOSS, I`ll give it a yell"

  8. #48
    godfather
    2 lonely fags
    sittin` in a tree
    one looks at the other
    and decides to show his weenie
    along comes a boy
    happy as can be
    dmonzsta`s his name
    singing with glee
    one fag asks the other, "look heres my man"
    decides to climb down
    yeah, the one with his deek in his hand
    dmonzsta now singing
    at the top of his lungs
    where`s all the young boys
    with nice lillte bums
    now off in the distance
    a lud rumble is heard
    OH look
    its `ol HOSS
    with a buldge by his bird
    dmonzsta exclaims with a joyful snerd
    its HOSS a good buddy
    with a GOD damn big bird
    HOSS rips up a cactus
    kinda gettin` absurd
    and yells out like thunder
    what fag`s in my forest
    scarin` off all the birds
    the mountains are rumblin`
    dmonzsta feet start to swell
    he bends over and says
    "HOSS, I`ll give it a yell"
    holy shat :jawdrop:

  9. #49
    lucky
    stars and strips. :squiggle:
    stripes = flag
    strips = fag
    you bench racers really are gay. :messedup:
    If i was an itellectual-type homosapien I would have caught that! . Thanks Mike, for watching my ass- please forgive my bibulous habbit , I shall now resort to depicting my actions with crayons !! nit'pick'er would you like that in blue , or red ???? good day :coffeycup

  10. #50
    HOSS
    Where`s Tom Brown?

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