Frenchie asked Matt to recommend an attorney to defend him against a charge of bestiality. "I know a great trial lawyer," the Matt said, "but he's expensive and doesn't know how to pick a jury. I know another lawyer," he continued, "who's not a great trial lawyer, but he's cheap and really knows how to pick a jury."
Frenchie settled on the cheap attorney, but immediately had second thoughts when the key witness began his testimony. "I saw Frenchie mount this hound from behind," he said, "and when he was finished, I saw the dog turn around and lick FrenchieÂ’s pecker."
Frenchie was devastated and had all but given up hope of acquittal when a juror in overalls whispered to the fellow next to him, "You know, a good hound dog will do that."