Wow... thought this would have been more popular with this crowd...
Guess I'll just sit over here and finish the boat then...
1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in thenear future.
4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)
11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
consuming only things that are good for you.
13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at night and cannot be cast out.
17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Wow... thought this would have been more popular with this crowd...
Guess I'll just sit over here and finish the boat then...
Guess I'll just sit over here and finish the boat then...
Now THAT was funny! Let me try one.
TRYDENTn) A boat that, no matter the level of good intentions and hard work, never reaches completion.
Dude you know I'm kidding. I'm waiting as impatiently as all the rest of the peeps to see this bad boy in action.
I'll take a #8 please!
8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Ignoranus made me laugh out loud also!
18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Man do I work with a bunch of these folks!!!
Wow... thought this would have been more popular with this crowd...
Guess I'll just sit over here and finish the boat then...
Naaa,just make it an even 4 year project! LOL
Naaa,just make it an even 4 year project! LOL
Rome wasn't built in a day...
That being said, anyone in San Diego next Tuesday may see a little something special on the water.
That is, if I can figure out how to finish the wiring on this the way I want to...
Rome the fallen empire?
Rome the fallen empire?
The best parts are still around. Namely, the Pirelli girls at SEMA.
The best parts are still around. Namely, the Pirelli girls at SEMA.
Your going to be riding the Pirelli girls around in San Diego next Tuesday, on the water??? :2purples:
I don't even want to know what you plan on doing with the wire, well OK I do but..... :devil: