Real Men Don't

[HM]

Real Men Don't - put a twist in their bimini straps
(I'll explain if you don't know)
Real men don't quit boating.
Damn...I do the twist thing too. Now I am 2 for 2.

[CandyA$$]

Damn and this is still going

[superdave013]

Real men don't whack off dogs.
Hey, I know some are sick of it but hey...... someone had to say it!
Oh, real men also don't stop to ask directions either!

[HocusPocus]

real men don't take 20 minutes to get their boats on and off their trailers. especially while others are waiting in line.

[dirty old man]

Better than that, real men don't take more than 2 minutes, in or out

[HocusPocus]

Better than that, real men don't take more than 2 minutes, in or out
yes!! i was giving them some extra time.
i get tired of seeing people get their boats down the ramp.. then deciding to remove their straps and start loading stuff from their truck into the boat.

[HocusPocus]

real men know how to back their boat down the ramp.
i have sat in line when a guy at the front of the line had to wait for the entire ramp to clear before he attempted to back in his boat. but after seeing him attempt to back down i realized why he waited.
i have spent many years as a truck driver and backing is simply a learned skill.. if your not famliar with towing or backing... at least practice in a vacant parking lot until you get the hang of it.

[godfather]

real men wipe their butt with their hand!! :yuk:

[h2oski2fast]

Real men don't put 496's in their boats.
Real men don't have to worry about taking their boat out of the water, they have the chicks do it while they sit back and drink a beer.

[lucky]

real men know how to back their boat down the ramp.
i have sat in line when a guy at the front of the line had to wait for the entire ramp to clear before he attempted to back in his boat. but after seeing him attempt to back down i realized why he waited.
i have spent many years as a truck driver and backing is simply a learned skill.. if your not famliar with towing or backing... at least practice in a vacant parking lot until you get the hang of it.
real men make there wives - back up ( hi honey ) and launch and pack them a lunch !