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Thread: Are You Dirty Minded?

  1. #1
    CandyA$$
    http://www.funnies.com/brain_scratching_head_sm_nwm.gif
    It's your first time.
    As you lie back your muscles tighten.
    You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
    but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
    He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
    He has had more experience,
    but it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
    He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
    but he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
    He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
    - he's done this many times before.
    His cool smile relaxes you
    and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
    You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
    wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
    As he presses closer, going deeper,
    you feel the tissue give way;
    pain surges throughout your body
    and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
    He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
    Your eyes are filled with tears
    but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
    He begins going in and out with skill
    but you are now too numb to feel him within you.
    After a few moments,
    you feel something bursting within you
    and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
    glad to have it over.
    He looks at you and smiling warmly,
    tells you, with a chuckle;
    that you have been his most stubborn
    yet most rewarding experience.
    You smile and thank your dentist.
    After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
    http://www.funnies.com/tooth_with_toothbrush_sm_nwm.gif
    What were you thinking? You dirty minded thing!

  2. #2
    NashvilleBound
    Nice.....and take it as a yes...

  3. #3
    ptboat
    hehe, I just did it.

  4. #4
    CandyA$$
    Nice.....and take it as a yes...
    Makes you think, huh, LOL

  5. #5
    Keithb87
    yup

  6. #6
    spectratoad
    I haven't read it yet but my answer is yes.

  7. #7
    CandyA$$
    I haven't read it yet but my answer is yes.
    You have to read it and see how you start to be .......

  8. #8
    spectratoad
    Ok I did and yes I still am. :mix:

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