9 Things That Annoy Me
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, the n there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
9 Things That Annoy Me
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
Or they ask where did you lose it...I usually give this response: "If I knew where I lost it, it would be lost you fuggin' MORON!!!!!!"
why only 9 :idea: the list could go on for awhile :idea:
Help me think of more.........
how about this one.
your at a gas station.. putting fuel into your boat. someone then comes up and asks...
Is that your boat?
how about this one.
your at a gas station.. putting fuel into your boat. someone then comes up and asks...
Is that your boat?
So true!!!
i hate it when i'm a passenger in a car, and the driver is looking for an address and turns the radio down. what the hell........
or when you are doing somethig simple such as putting gas in the car or watching tv, and somebody walks up and says what are you doing? i usualy say what does it look like? i thought i was putting gas in the car,if im not please tell me...
i hate it when someone with no money... tries to tell me how to spend mine!! or how not to spend it!!!
im 43 years old and i will buy what i want.. when i want it.
i hate it when someone with no money... tries to tell me how to spend mine!! or how not to spend it!!!
im 43 years old and i will buy what i want.. when i want it.
i totally agree with you on that.
eric
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