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  1. #1
    Water Romper
    IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
    I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.
    The reason:
    "too many deer were being hit by cars" and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
    This one was from Kingman, KS.
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    IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
    My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco.
    She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.
    And he was a Kansas City chef!
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    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
    To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?
    He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask"
    Happened in Birmingham, Ala.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
    Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
    She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, this is fun. We should do this more often."
    Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
    This was a bunch at Texas Instruments.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    I work with an individual who plugged her power strip Back into itself and for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
    A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriff's office no less.
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    IDIOT SIGHTING:
    When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it.
    We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door.
    As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
    "Hey," I announced to the technician, "it's open!"
    To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
    This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, Mississippi!

  2. #2
    Water Romper
    :d

  3. #3
    Topock Junkie
    Where you at in Lakewood. I live there too.

  4. #4
    Wonderboy
    Lol!

  5. #5
    SmokinLowriderSS
    It's sightings like these that almost convince ME that we are as idiotic as we get portrayed here in Ks. We have a few that just refuse to catch on.

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