Eight words with two meanings

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Eight Words with Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male....Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the
boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male....Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male.. Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

[CandyA$$]

Wow that is a good one.
LMAO!
Shows the intelligence of men.
Ha HA

[Aqua Boogie1]

Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lucky]

one more for ya
sex ===
male -- a goal
female == leverage

[Kilrtoy]

I heard TOPLESS has a problem with number 6

[Unforgiven]

I heard TOPLESS has a problem with number 6
nope she doesn't have a problem...SHE IS THE PROBLEM!!!

[topless]

Wel at least I don't shart. :cry:

[CandyA$$]

one more for ya
sex ===
male -- a goal
female == leverage
That is funny