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Thread: I say let's elect this man as President!

  1. #1
    nodigg
    I say we elect this man as President!! If this is true?,
    do not think you would see him in california!
    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO
    HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF
    AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.
    THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
    Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
    He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the
    inmates for them.
    He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away
    their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
    He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on
    county and city projects.
    Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
    discrimination.
    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal
    court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV
    again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
    When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know
    how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
    He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
    When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the
    Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
    He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he
    pipes into the jails.
    When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a
    Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a
    lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
    More on the Arizona Sheriff:
    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116
    degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000
    inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa
    County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their
    government-issued pink boxer shorts.
    On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled
    up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees
    inside the week before.
    Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on
    their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
    "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate
    who has lived in the tents for 1 = years. "It's inhumane."
    Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and
    long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna
    sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told
    all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living
    in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't
    commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
    Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there
    would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be
    punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their
    parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to
    live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have
    for themselves.
    Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County,
    Arizona.

  2. #2
    Wonderboy
    I say we elect this man as President!! If this is true?,
    do not think you would see him in california!
    TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO
    HE IS THE MARICOPA ARIZONA COUNTY SHERIFF
    AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER.
    THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY:
    Sheriff Joe Arpaio (in Arizona) who created the "tent city jail":
    He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the
    inmates for them.
    He stopped smoking and porno magazines in the jails. Took away
    their weights. Cut off all but "G" movies.
    He started chain gangs so the inmates could do free work on
    county and city projects.
    Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
    discrimination.
    He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal
    court order that required cable TV for jails. So he hooked up the cable TV
    again only let in the Disney channel and the weather channel.
    When asked why the weather channel he replied, so they will know
    how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs.
    He cut off coffee since it has zero nutritional value.
    When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the
    Ritz/Carlton. If you don't like it, don't come back."
    He bought Newt Gingrich' lecture series on videotape that he
    pipes into the jails.
    When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a
    Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series might explain why a
    lot of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.
    More on the Arizona Sheriff:
    With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116
    degrees just set a new record), the Associated Press reports: About 2,000
    inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa
    County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their
    government-issued pink boxer shorts.
    On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled
    up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees
    inside the week before.
    Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on
    their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.
    "It feels like we are in a furnace," said James Zanzot, an inmate
    who has lived in the tents for 1 = years. "It's inhumane."
    Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and
    long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna
    sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told
    all of the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living
    in tents too, and they have to wear full battle gear, but they didn't
    commit any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"
    Way to go, Sheriff! Maybe if all prisons were like this one there
    would be a lot less crime and/or repeat offenders. Criminals should be
    punished for their crimes - not live in luxury until it's time for their
    parole, only to go out and commit another crime so they can get back in to
    live on taxpayers money and enjoy things taxpayers can't afford to have
    for themselves.
    Sheriff Joe was just reelected Sheriff in Maricopa County,
    Arizona.
    This guy's awesome!! I agree with everything he said.

  3. #3
    SHAKEN Not Stirred
    Yep.....
    Sheriff Joe ROCKS.....
    CJG

  4. #4
    MONEYFURNOTHIN
    MAN!!! That guys GREAT! Umm uh unless i get busted for something...then that guy SUCKS!

  5. #5
    nodigg
    They let you out of the retirement villiage this weekend DILLIGAF?
    Damn, this thing did not get even one bleeing heart to lash out! :cry: :rollside:

  6. #6
    SmokinLowriderSS
    I'd vote for him in a split seccond. Hands down. All he's gotta do is run. :crossx:
    I doubt too many heart-bleeders are willing to take on a success story like Sherrif Joe (which just shows they DO posess some sort of inteligence). :wink: We only need about .... 10,000 more like him spread far and wide across this fine country, and it'd be a better country. Safer too.

  7. #7
    HOSS
    The sheriff is a pretty stand up guy. He just needs to learn how to get hard. Shoot tha mutha phucas.

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