Some malcontents stopped by my house in the wee hours of the morning and cut my lawn. They did an outstanding job on the edging and I suspect they may have even thrown down some Weed 'N Feed.
Attn lawn care workers: I'll be at the lake for the rest of the day in case you wish to call about my next appointment.
It would save you a few bucks if you brought your lawn to us!
The 1 - 4 A.M special is not a bad deal though!