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Thread: What's the differance???????

  1. #1
    PHOTOGLOU
    >>> > > A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriffs
    >>> Deputy.
    >>> > >
    >>> > > He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is
    >>> sure that
    >> he
    >>> > has
    >>> > > a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
    >>> have some
    >>> fun
    >>> > at
    >>> > > the deputies expense...........
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Lawyer says, "What for?"
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the
    >>> stop sign"
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop.
    >>> License and
    >>> > > registration, please."
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a
    >>> complete
    >> stop,
    >>> > > that's the law.
    >>> > >
    >>> > > License and registration, please!"
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference
    >>> between slow
    >>> > > down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and
    >>> you give
    >> me
    >>> > the
    >>> > > ticket, If not you let me go and no ticket."
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * Deputy says, "Exit your vehicle, sir."
    >>> > >
    >>> > > * At this point, the Deputy takes out his nightstick and
    >>> starts
    >> beating
    >>> > the
    >>> > > ever-loving crap out of the Lawyer and says:
    >>> > >
    >>> > > "DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?"

  2. #2
    LAFD
    hahaha hell yeah.

  3. #3
    AirtimeLavey
    Lmao....that's funny. I should suggest that argument to my old fam. attorney. :hammer2: :eat:

  4. #4
    cxr133
    i think thats how KOBE got into trouble..
    NO..... DONT..... STOP......

  5. #5
    dimarcobros
    LOL....nice!!!!
    DMB

  6. #6
    M&M247
    This is a great line, not sure if I would try it though

  7. #7
    Nord
    :rollside:

  8. #8
    riverracerx
    That's funny right thur!

  9. #9
    dicudmore
    nice :wink:

  10. #10
    BrendellaJet
    slow down so i can get out my video camera and film you beating the shit out of me.

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