LOL!
Good ones MP.
hahahahhhhhhhhhh
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."
A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished.
Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late."
Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus..
So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him,
"Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end
of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."
The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."
LOL!
Good ones MP.
hahahahhhhhhhhhh
hey manbasher, get back in the kitchen and cook sum lunch :devil:
hey manbasher, get back in the kitchen and cook sum lunch :devil:
Well MP and myself work for a living so we can't possibly have time to cook
hey manbasher, get back in the kitchen and cook sum lunch :devil:
Ohh Anthony, what am I gonna do with you? With lines like that, absolutley nothing. HAHAHA
um, ok then forget it its over no more, well maybe just once more before vegas
how come you are bashing the men? dont you like us ?
how come you are bashing the men? dont you like us ?
I love ya! I'm just bashing because I can. :rollside:
hey when you get to vegas say hi to my sis at the pink taco
Pretty good MP, funny sh!t.