lmao...
MEXICAN WOMEN
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on
Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father,
his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their
kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two
cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in
and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your
home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the
Rio Grande.