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Letter of divorce:
Dear Husband:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you for good.
I've been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to
show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to
tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had gotten my hair
and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new
negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep
after watching the game. You don't tell me you love me anymore, you don't
touch me or anything. Either you're cheating or you don't love me anymore, whatever the case is, I'm gone.
PS. If you're trying to find me, don't. Your BROTHER and I are
moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!
Your EX-Wife
Dear Ex-Wife
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that
you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is
a far cry from what you've been. I watch sports so much to try to
drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn't work. I did notice
when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to
mind was "You look just like a man!" My mother raised me to not say
anything if you can't say anything nice.! When you cooked my favorite meal,
you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped
eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a
coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me
that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still
loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I
had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought
us two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you
always wanted. My lawyer said with your letter that you
wrote, you won't get a dime from me. So take care.
P.S. I! don't know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was
born Carla. I hope that's not a problem.
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!
LOL.....Nice.
Oh Thats funny
LOL
two sides to every story
That is pretty good.
this is great to bad there arent many more letteres like this one
LMAO
As Robert Blake said, "divorce is for sissies - if you don't want her in your life anymore take her out to dinner!"
hilarious!
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