Reply With QuoteYou forgot the one about Beaumont males enjoy sex with dogs.
Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.
Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual.
An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long.
Humans, fish and porpoises share a common sexual practice -- fellatio
The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.
The word pornography comes from the Greek meaning the âwritings of prostitutesâ.
In Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea.
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.
Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.
The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.
The rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long.
The Black Widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.
A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation.
The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.
Sex education was first introduced into English schools in 1889.
Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel's poop.
Eating the heart of a male partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon.
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.
Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.
The most successful X-rated movie of all time is 'Deep Throat'. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million dollars.
Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men (no surprise there!)
Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).
60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
A "buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to rodeos with the express intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.
For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller.
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so. "Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
John Harvey Kellogg, the man who gave the world Corn Flakes, was an avid advocate for chastity.
A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes.
The Bible mentions dildos. Ezekiel 16:17 says, "Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them."
"Eurotophobia" is the fear of female genitalia.
The origin of the modern day confessional box comes from the Middle Ages. Before then, prostitutes who visited priests to confess their sins were often sexually assaulted.
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
A sow will always have an even number of teats, usually 12.
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.
You forgot the one about Beaumont males enjoy sex with dogs.
You forgot the one about Beaumont males enjoy sex with dogs.
You are ON fire this week.
For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller.
Hey, is that diameter or length? Inquiring minds want to know.
Signed,
34 lbs. overweight
Topless, you one funny girl....
I'm moving to Australia!
Minks have intercourse that lasts an average of eight hours.
and after you give your wife one - you too will have sex for eight hours
The chimpanzee holds the record for the quickest mammal sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds.
you have not seen me in action - i cannot afford a mink
Most turkeys and giraffes are bisexual. , and hang out in bench racer's
An adult gorilla's penis is only two inches long.
Have you seen female gorilla's , no wonder
Humans, fish and porpoises share a common sexual practice -- fellatio
great , fish and porpoises are gettting more than me
The penis of a dragonfly is shaped like a shovel, and has the ability to scoop out a male rivals semen.
Nice , all new sloppy seconds !
The word pornography comes from the Greek meaning the âwritings of prostitutesâ.
originally spelled like ? o=====) + ( 0 ) ( o ) == $$$$$$$$$$
In Ancient Greece, women would expose their vaginas to ward off storms at sea.
in ancient Greece - there vaginas smelled worse than the ocean :idea:
In ancient Greece and Rome, dildos were made out of animal horns, gold, silver, ivory and glass.
I guess this is where horney , originated from ???
While nudity was considered commonplace to the ancient Greeks, a man was considered indecent if he had an exposed erection.
just think of the fun we could have had with viagra , back then !
Both humans and porpoises have one social sex practice in common - group sex.
yes but do porpoises have the "sand bar" to tell everyone about it ??? :jawdrop:
The penguin only has one single orgasm in a year.
ITS cold up there !!!
The rhinoceros has a penis about two feet long.
what happens if you pull its tail ?
The Black Widow spider eats her mate during or after sex.
I eat mine before !
A bull can inseminate 300 cows from one single ejaculation.
FREEENNNNNNHHHIEEEEE
The sperm of a mouse is actually longer than the sperm of an elephant.
thats nuts
Sex education was first introduced into English schools in 1889.
way before in catholic schools :idea:
Cleopatra invented her own diaphragm from camel's poop.
well - camels have humps - so thats only logical
Eating the heart of a male partridge was the cure for impotence in ancient Babylon.
???
The left testicle usually hangs lower than the right for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
I like orange popsicles
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
then why doesn't my orgasam last an hour
The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 miles per hour. By way of comparison, the world record for the 100 yard dash is 27.1 miles per hour.
Bench racers do it faster
Honking of car horns for a couple that just got married is an old superstition to insure great sex.
before that they use to kick their horses in the junk
The most successful X-rated movie of all time is 'Deep Throat'. It cost less than $50,000 to make it and has earned more than $100 million dollars.
and has caused countless hours of mastubation for semen traveling 28 mph while being flashed by ancient greek women
Women are most likely to want to have sex when they are ovulating.
Women are most likely to want sex after being given a mink
30% of women over the age of 80 still have sexual intercourse either with their spouse or boyfriends.
100 % of the people on this board did not want to know that
Fellatio ranks as the number one sexual act desired by heterosexual men (no surprise there!)
along with lezbo's
Australian women have sex on the first date more than women the same age in the USA and Canada.
that would be one more time than me
Women who went to college are more likely to enjoy both the giving and receiving of oral sex than high school dropouts. (Amazing what one learns in college).
its all that reading
60% of women say they did not enjoy sex their first time.
40 %of males did not care
A "buckle bunny" is a woman who goes to rodeos with the express intent of having sex with a rodeo cowboy.
and what do we call your bunnie ?? a wet one ?
For every 35 pounds of weight a man carries over his ideal weight, his penis will appear to be one inch smaller.
man i must really have a huge peinis
It takes a sperm one hour to swim seven inches.
unless swallowed
The Geisha of Japan would not perform fellatio because it was considered demeaning for the cultured to do so. "Venus observa" is the technical term for the "missionary position."
now there's no stopping them
A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime.
I have a gallon saved up in the fridge , i guess i'm gonna die soon
John Harvey Kellogg, the man who gave the world Corn Flakes, was an avid advocate for chastity.
I likes sunny's singing abilities
A pig's orgasm can last up to 30 minutes.
men are pigs , so i have been told
The Bible mentions dildos. Ezekiel 16:17 says, "Thou hast also taken thy fair jewels of my gold and of my silver, which I had given thee, and madest to thyself images of men, and didst commit whoredom with them."
"Eurotophobia" is the fear of female genitalia.
I hate females with genitals
The origin of the modern day confessional box comes from the Middle Ages. Before then, prostitutes who visited priests to confess their sins were often sexually assaulted.
send your kids to church -
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this dilemma, the male uses his curved penis to drill a vagina into the female.
sounds like a good dry humping to me
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality of any mammal.
they can't see shit
"Formicophilia" is the fetish for having small insects crawl on your genitals.
yea like the ladies need another reason not to !!!
A man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex.
explains bilblical times and the confesional box
According to a U.S. market research firm, the most popular American bra size is currently 36C, up from 1991 when it was 34B.
foobies
In the Aztec culture avocados were considered so sexually powerful, virgins were restricted from contact with them.
I must have been a avacodo .
Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
till she found the casting couch ...
According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a poopsie roll
"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
again -- quit giving the ladies ammo , brain
A sow will always have an even number of teats, usually 12.
except for the ones in chino , they have two
The average shelf-life of a latex condom is about two years.
how do you clean a condom - turn it inside out and shake the fock out of it
14% of Americans have skinny-dipped with a member of the opposite sex at least once.
most don't care if they are skinny or not - they jsut want titties
I answered for you
Men should pay attention to this if they don't want to be daddies - if she wants it wear a damn condom! :idea:
I'm thinkin an Australian college graduate is the ticket...
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