Reply With QuoteHe was...I just got tired of writing "bang"...
Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southern
Republican?
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an
expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus .....
Republican's Answer:
BANG!
Southern Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
He was...I just got tired of writing "bang"...
Good One !!!
I guess I qualify as a republican. I am more likely to conserve ammo, and avoid colateral damage from ricocheting bullets.
You need to learn good gun control...like hitting what you aim at. Aim center mass. (for me, that's the head) :burningm: There ought to be gun control laws that stipulate everyone who wishes to own a gun must be able to hold a required group size at a given distance. :lightsabe
Ammo's cheap. Even for a .40.
I wouldn't even have to think about. BANG.
Oh yea Im sending that to all my friends!
You need to learn good gun control...like hitting what you aim at. Aim center mass. (for me, that's the head) :burningm: There ought to be gun control laws that stipulate everyone who wishes to own a gun must be able to hold a required group size at a given distance. :lightsabe
Ammo's cheap. Even for a .40.
I was thinking about the bullets that go all the way through the terrorist. The thought of missing never occered to me :wink: :wink:
The reason I would conserve ammo is, where there is 1 Islamic Terrorist , theres bound to be another.
I was thinking about the bullets that go all the way through the terrorist. The thought of missing never occered to me :wink: :wink:
The reason I would conserve ammo is, where there is 1 Islamic Terrorist , theres bound to be another.
As always with you, Ron, good point!!!
LOL! That's an old one!
BTW, if you have some good rounds, you line their heads up in a row and shoot through the bunch!!
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