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Thread: A Good Halloween Joke

  1. #1
    cdog
    A bald man with a wooden leg got invited to a Halloween
    party. He didn't know what costume to wear to hide his
    head and his leg, so he wrote to a costume company to
    explain his problem.
    A few days later, he received a parcel with the following note:
    "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief
    will cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right
    as a pirate. Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
    The man thinks this is terrible, because they have
    emphasized his wooden leg. So he writes a letter
    of complaint.
    A week goes by and he receives another
    parcel. The enclosed note says,
    "Dear Sir, Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover
    your wooden leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
    Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co."
    Now the man is really upset. They have gon! e from
    emphasizing his wooden leg to emphasizing his bald
    Head. So again he writes the company a nasty
    letter of complaint.
    A week goes by and he receives another
    parcel. The enclosed note says,
    "Dear Sir, Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses. Pour the molasses
    over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your ass, and go as a toffee
    apple."

  2. #2
    FMluvswater
    Hahahahahaha! LMFAO!

  3. #3
    Havasu47
    Always picking on the bald guys :lightsabe

  4. #4
    76elimspecial
    Always picking on the bald guys :lightsabe
    NOT JUST BALD, YER UGLY TOO!!!

  5. #5
    locogringo
    Hey, us bald shaved-head people might gang up on you, be careful! :220v:

  6. #6
    Moneypitt
    Its no longer "bald", it is "folicly impared"............MP

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