You may be a yuppie if....

[Roman 1]

You only post in the Sandbar or hotspots____.
You have 1 and only 1 tatoo.
You think a 6.6 litre Trans Am is a musclecar.
Your a dude that goes to a tanning salon.
Your a liberal democrat.
Your addicted to american chopper.
It took the shows Biker mania or american chopper to realize you like choppers.
Your boat is over 21ft and adorned with reverse tribal flames.
Your wifes tatto matches your boats' graphics.
The only boat you own is an outboard and it does not have N20.
In addition to your boat, you own 1 or more seadoos.
When watching TV, you would rather watch a ball game than a car race.
Your favorite movie is pulp fiction.
You wear a suit to work everyday.
You don't know how to change the plugs or oil on your boat or car.
You would rather own an M3 than a 69 440 roadrunner.
Your a white dude with 20 inch (or larger) wheels on anything short of a big rig or Diesil pusher motorhome.
You think being economical is cool.
You never where T-shirts.
Your a tree hugger.
You complain about loud noises.
Your a cat person but your a dude.
You like Depeche mode, Tears for Fears and or Oingo Boingo.
Your a big nascar fan but don't know what a superbird is.
This thread is pissing you off.
All your friends are yuppies.
I hope this clears the air for some of you and remember....this is only the internet so chill.
Roman 1

[Sleek-Jet]

NASCAR sucks...
Sleek <----- "not-a-yuppie-by-shockwavebob-standards"...

[Kilrtoy]

Yuppies don't watch football, they watch NASCAR and Survivor.
NOPE, Yuppies watch Desperate house wifes.....
and I guess im a REALLY BIG yuppie, cuz my one and only boat has two outboards and I dont work on shit....

[Newcastle]

...you think that you 'where' a white T-shirt instead of 'wearing' it

[Biglue]

You're a dork if................
You're too worried what the next guy has or does.
Hates 20" plus wheels.
Can't mind his own business as to go online and post his beliefs.
Get the FFFF over it dude.

[HM]

Is this why so many people sleep with your wife, Roman?

[Biglue]

Is this why so many people sleep with your wife, Roman?
What a dick. LMFAO

[Havasu Hangin']

...every one of your posts contains the word "yuppie."

[HM]

What a dick. LMFAO
Don't kill the messenger.

[Phat Matt]

You may be a yuppie if....
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You only post in the Sandbar or hotspots____.
No
You have 1 and only 1 tatoo.
No
You think a 6.6 litre Trans Am is a musclecar.
No
Your a dude that goes to a tanning salon.
No
Your a liberal democrat.
No
Your addicted to american chopper.
No
It took the shows Biker mania or american chopper to realize you like choppers.
No
Your boat is over 21ft and adorned with reverse tribal flames.
1 of them is.
Your wifes tatto matches your boats' graphics.
No
The only boat you own is an outboard and it does not have N20.
No
In addition to your boat, you own 1 or more seadoos.
No but had one before my boat.
When watching TV, you would rather watch a ball game than a car race.
Depends on the race and the game.
Your favorite movie is pulp fiction.
No.
You wear a suit to work everyday.
I don't always break out the suits but I do wear a tie.
You don't know how to change the plugs or oil on your boat or car.
Yes I do.
You would rather own an M3 than a 69 440 roadrunner.
True.
Your a white dude with 20 inch (or larger) wheels on anything short of a big rig or Diesil pusher motorhome.
No.
You think being economical is cool.
It's probably smarter, but not cool.
You never where T-shirts.
I don't where T-shirts, I wear them.
Your a tree hugger.
They make a nice forest, but also make great houses.
You complain about loud noises.
No.
Your a cat person but your a dude.
I have a cat and a dog. They are both great.
You like Depeche mode, Tears for Fears and or Oingo Boingo.
Yep. Going to see DM this month in LA.
Your a big nascar fan but don't know what a superbird is.
NASCAR is cool. Don't they serve superbird's at Denny's?
This thread is pissing you off.
No, it's pretty funny.
All your friends are yuppies.
You might be right.