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Thread: You may be a yuppie if....

  1. #41
    RiverDave
    You only post in the Sandbar or hotspots____.
    You have 1 and only 1 tatoo.
    You think a 6.6 litre Trans Am is a musclecar.
    Your a dude that goes to a tanning salon.
    Your a liberal democrat.
    Your addicted to american chopper.
    It took the shows Biker mania or american chopper to realize you like choppers.
    Your boat is over 21ft and adorned with reverse tribal flames.
    Your wifes tatto matches your boats' graphics.
    The only boat you own is an outboard and it does not have N20.
    In addition to your boat, you own 1 or more seadoos.
    When watching TV, you would rather watch a ball game than a car race.
    Your favorite movie is pulp fiction.
    You wear a suit to work everyday.
    You don't know how to change the plugs or oil on your boat or car.
    You would rather own an M3 than a 69 440 roadrunner.
    Your a white dude with 20 inch (or larger) wheels on anything short of a big rig or Diesil pusher motorhome.
    You think being economical is cool.
    You never where T-shirts.
    Your a tree hugger.
    You complain about loud noises.
    Your a cat person but your a dude.
    You like Depeche mode, Tears for Fears and or Oingo Boingo.
    Your a big nascar fan but don't know what a superbird is.
    This thread is pissing you off.
    All your friends are yuppies.
    I hope this clears the air for some of you and remember....this is only the internet so chill.
    Roman 1
    Well I guess were going to have to disagree (again respectfully) on something else. I like Oingo Boingo, and I think Danny Elfman is a genius of sorts.
    RD

  2. #42
    dicudmore
    I'm not broke yet but working on it :redface: That car was stupid fast just didn't stop or turn to well.
    4-whl manual drums on mine, and 15X3.5" front wheels... had to shut off early to make the 2nd turn out at LACR :hammerhea

  3. #43
    H20 Toie
    4-whl manual drums on mine, and 15X3.5" front wheels... had to shut off early to make the 2nd turn out at LACR :hammerhea
    I wasn't smart enough to go to a track, i got it up to 150 on the 118 when it first opened and when i slowed down it started making funny noises, 3 lugnuts broke on the left front wheel. but i got lucky and made it home.

  4. #44
    dicudmore
    I wasn't smart enough to go to a track, i got it up to 150 on the 118 when it first opened and when i slowed down it started making funny noises, 3 lugnuts broke on the left front wheel. but i got lucky and made it home.
    yikes Dan yikes...

  5. #45
    H20 Toie
    yikes Dan yikes...
    But now that i have a car that can safely do 150 i don't even try, guess i'm getting older or maybe smarter.

  6. #46
    Jacamo
    I didnt know Roman 1 was Mr. Pixilated :jawdrop: :eat:
    Hey fag,put the bottle of jd away,put the crack pipe down,get a hair cut.....then pull your head out of your ass....didn't your dad take advantage of you when you were a little boy :sleeping:
    Get over it,get a f uckin life.....& 501s went out in the 80s ya fag :sleeping:
    The truth will set you free :hammerhea

  7. #47
    SoCalKev
    you might be a REDNECK if.....
    you said this.... http://dc.underclocked.com/crap/wtfroof.jpg

  8. #48
    Powerquestboy
    I have 20's on my Yukon, I have an Audi, I like American Chopper, Pulp fiction is a great movie, a 6.6 litre Trans Am is for fags, Nascar is for Rednecks, I love T-shirts but I'm a dude with a cat, I have built (mulitple) motors, painted cars with my own 2 hands, I can work on anything you put in front of me, I realize that Everything counts in large amounts (depeche mode song) So am I a Yuppie or a whiney Redneck like you?

  9. #49
    lucky
    roman
    You forgot one --- You might be a yuppie If you order a double mocha from your expresso joint, while rolling on 20's with bling and blasting some tunes from a white wrapper named after a candy ?? and you don't know what plain old folgers is ??

  10. #50
    pixilatedpussy
    I didnt know Roman 1 was Mr. Pixilated :jawdrop: :eat:
    F U C K OFF!!!!

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