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Thread: Grammar and spelling instructions.

  1. #1
    CA Stu
    because it's ****ing pathetic!!
    lose - the opposite of win, to misplace something, ONE ****ING O
    loose - the opposite of tight, your mother/wife/sister, TWO ****ING O's
    how can so many people get these two confused? IDIOTS
    your - a possessive, similar to mine, his, her as in "your loose slut of a sister loses her mind every time she gets railroaded by your whole inbred, shitbag excuse of a family", NO ****ING APOSTROPHE
    you're - a contraction of "you are", as in "you're a dipshit", A ****ING APOSTROPHE
    its - another possessive, similar to your, NO ****ING APOSTROPHE
    it's - a contraction of "it is", as in 'it's ****ing simple', A ****ING APOSTROPHE
    Need a trick? Fine - when using it's or you're, expand the contraction. If "you're head is full of shit" becomes "you are head is full of shit" and doesn't make any sense (maybe it will to you because you're a ****ing idiot), then you are using the wrong word. Queef.
    to - a preposition, as in "turn to the right" or "it's time to go back to school", ONE ****ING O
    too - an adverb (know what that is?), synonymous with "also", "as well" as in "Really? I went to college too. I actually read a ****ING BOOK." It can also be used to mean "to a regrettable degree" as in "It's too late for you, moron", TWO ****ING O's
    two - a number, it comes after one
    there - an adverb, similar to here as in "your tiny bus is over there"
    their - yet another possessive, similar to your as in "it's not their fault that you're a ****ing retard. It's YOUR fault."
    they're - a contraction of "they are" as in "they're not responsible for your complete ignorance of YOUR OWN ****ING LANGUAGE. READ A BOOK!!"
    IT'S NOT ****ING HARD, DOUCHE BAGS.
    By the way, grammar is spelled with TWO ****ING A's. So next time you want to flame someone for bad "grammer", at least spell it right.
    ****s.

  2. #2
    hoolign
    hoo leted youse in chargg of da spellin??

  3. #3
    Cat Skinner
    I think you need to start cutting your pills in half, or take two. CS :hammer2:

  4. #4
    Old Texan
    Quick call Arnold, we've found an english teacher.
    How's your Spanish? We might have a spot for ya......

  5. #5
    hoolign
    I think you need to start cutting your pills in half, or take two. CS :hammer2:
    So if he takes two halves??? don't get him started on mathematics! :rollside:

  6. #6
    Jeanyus
    How many Os are in the werd, stoopid.

  7. #7
    HocusPocus
    can you type that slower because i can't read very fast. :skull:

  8. #8
    PHOTOGLOU
    ***boat editor is this you????????

  9. #9
    hoolign
    ***boat editor is this you????????
    It's Derrick Zoolander.. founder of, "the skool for kids who don't read good"

  10. #10
    mike37
    your a little up tight loose da atitud cus its kinda sad you gots notin beter
    too doos but too grammer check on hot boat

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