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Thread: True story! LMAO!!!

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    OGShocker
    This is from a transcript of a child support hearing recently:
    THIS IS A VERBATUM EXCHANGE FROM HINDS COUNTY CHANCERY COURT TODAY.
    The case involved a 73 Year old Black man being in the court to answer
    the complaint by a 19 yr. old Black female seeking child support.
    Attorney: Your honor my client has raised this child by herself with no
    help from the defendant in the 5 years this child has been on this
    earth.
    Judge: FIVE YEARS. How old are you young lady?
    Girl; 19 sir
    Judge: Well then are you telling me you were 14 when you had this
    child.
    Girl: Yes sir.
    Judge: Willie (Defendant) do you know that you have committed a felony
    crime punishable by up to 25 years in Prison. You have committed
    statutory rape.
    Defendant: I ain't raped that girl Judge. She wanted to. Asked her, she
    wants to right now.
    Judge: Willie it makes no difference, she was only 13 years old when
    you
    laid with this child. THAT IS STATUTORY RAPE. I am now gonna have to
    bind this over to the Grand Jury and inform the District Attorney.
    Defendant: No, your honor!! When did you white folks come up with that
    law?
    Judge: It has been a law for quite some time.
    Defendant: Well, Judge ya'll needs to tell us nigga's bout these new
    laws. I been fuking under the old rules.
    True transcript from Hinds County Chancery Court. Hon. Charles A.
    Brewer presiding

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    spectratoad

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    FMluvswater
    LOL!

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